Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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