I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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