i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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