We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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