btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The ass gains better be worth it
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