i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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