Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
