So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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