I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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