i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Do plants get herpes?
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