Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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