after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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