i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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