im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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