i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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