If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
