Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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