fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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