Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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