...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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