There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
