I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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