Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
