By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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