Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I wear drunk well.
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