I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
