Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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