If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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