Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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