Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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