I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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