then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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