love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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