I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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