I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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