If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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