I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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