i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
