I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Found the puke drawer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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