Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My life is pants optional.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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