Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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