I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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