I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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