i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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