question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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