Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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