I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think people are normalizing furries
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