I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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