that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
