don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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