Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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