on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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