I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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