Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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