belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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