Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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