hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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