in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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