nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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