Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The air taste purple.
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