she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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