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(760): View more from California

i don't like sucking hair

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(201): View more from New Jersey

"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?

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I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"

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(807): View more from Ontario

yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd

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(530): View more from California

and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis

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(406): View more from Montana

I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!

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