I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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